Jack Sterling TRD - Puppy Miller - Fat Bastard

No Bullshit Collars provide excellent value for money, with a money back guarantee.

This marvelous invention is brought to us by an eminent Bullshitter and here are just some of it's benefits and functionality:

• Creates a Bullshit Free Zone.
• The device emits a loud ultrasonic tone that only Bullshitters can hear.
• Activated automatically by Bullshit or manually by the owner.
• Excessive Bullshitting can cause a real strain on the owner relationship.
• The Ultrasonic Bullshit Control unit controls indoor Bullshitting and no collar is needed!
• 9V battery operation - (battery not included) Battery will last up to 6 months or about 2,000 activations.
• Uses microphone to sense for Bullshitting.
• Light flashes as a low battery indicator.
• Light comes on to indicate correction.
• Can be mounted on a wall or set on a table/floor.